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Sean Tierney
演员, 编剧, 音乐家, 喜剧演员, 笔者
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For those about to suck, I salute you.
It’s movies like this that make my life what it is.
If I swap my spleen with my colon, this movie becomes a giant box of Oat Bran.Read more
In a recent entry, I promised to share with you a photo whose content, or execution, if you will, was in fact more painful than the one I shared.
To recap:
This was painful. Not that I would let it show…
My knees are, according to more than one of my orthopedists, those of a 75 year old. So doing things l...Read more
Disclaimer: The director of this film is an alivenotdead.com artist. Also, I will most likely be sharing a stage with Fiona next month since she’s doing a concert with Dear Jane. So as I write this disclaimer the morning of the day I see the film, I a...Read more
F@#$ no I’m not going to see f@#$ing Karate F@#$ing Kidso don’t f@#$ing ask me.
First the f@#$ing A Teamand now this f@#$ing sh*t? Go f@#$ yourself.
Let’s face it, I’m none too fond of people in general.
I’m not overly sociable and, to be honest, I’m pretty much a behavīor Nazi when it comes to people I’ll spend time with.
I’m not very tolerant of stupidity or foolishness.
I’m not tolerant of much of anything at all.
As a consequence, I don’t have a plethora (!) of friends.
But the friends I do have are people that I respect and genuinely like and ho...Read more
Don’t worry, this isn’t another entry in the Cough Syrup Diaries.
I recently helped a friend rehabilitate a guitar.
A Made-in-Japan (MIJ) Jackson Stealth EX.
It used to have stickers on it.
It spent a...Read more
I have friends with reallybig feet, but that’s because they’re 6’10-7′ tall.
I’m ‘only’ 6’4.”
I have size 13 (US) feet.
That’s a UK12, or 47.5 in local terms.
Not a lot of choice for shoes in Hong Kong.
Asking only gets me laughed at.
But it’s okay, because then I say “Yeah, that’s really f@#$ing funny, huh?” in Cantonese and the person looks mortified.
Hong Ko...Read more
I had passed up a chance to see Gallants/打擂台 at the HKIFF this spring. Unless I know that the festival version is going to more complete than the theatrical version (i.e. Shinjuku Incident‘s Category III premiere versus its IIB theatrical version), I prefer to watch films with their intended audience.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy premieres, but listening to ...Read more
Apologies: I went to the premiere of this film,then went and saw it again in the theatre the same week with the Gang of Film ( 電影人幫 ).
Then, like a jackass, I failed to review it.
But we all know that when I don’t review a movie, chances are it’s either very good or I didn’t s...Read more
If we don't support the movies that deserve it, we get the movies that we deserve.
