Aiko-human evolvement+long body part=Elephant

I just got me a bike. I was excited!( I will use exclamation mark.I’m going to boycott lol for a while as I get annoyed by it.  Ppl over uses it. “e.g.)I went to the mall again, lol, just to kill my time,lol” Not that funny to me. Plus who the fuck would Laugh Out Loud  by themselves in front of comp? ) Anyway, I got the yellow one just like retarded kid. My friends told me I shouldn’t ride in the city. Dangerous. due to size of my head, I can’t balance well. But  riding bike could be good, it’s Eco friendly, I can contribute something to prevent global warming. It can also be good oxygen therapy by breathing deep to detoxify your body. I’m smart. But then I realized I don’t know how to ride a bike.I tried in my room and fell by TV.  Now, it’s  proved that bike riding elephant in Thailand is smarter than me.